[ memory ] 05 Trivial Negative

Getting The Talk from Dist. Note: Headcanon!
"... why the hell does all sex involve someone named Jade?"

Remembers:
Being pulled aside from god general training when he was about 14 by a really weird guy with a frilly collar. The guy is named Dist! Dist the Rose. Being told that it's about time he receive a 'specific education'. Getting dragged into a large room with two robots in it. One of the robots is wearing a dress. A VERY awkward lesson that includes the robots, diagrams, and frequent mentions of 'Jade'. Leaving the room after breaking one of the robots by stabbing it and absolutely confused about how babies are made.

Learned:
- He was training to be something called a 'god general' at this age.
- He was going by the name Asch at this age.
- Dist is another god general who is really weird and annoying.
- 'Jade' is either a person or an implement vital to sex.

Reactions/Effects:
+ Infinity reasons to never have sex. Ever.
+ 20 thoughts of what the hell was my life.
+ 0 importance and relevance in any way to Dusk.
+ ... .01 morbid interest in if sex really works that way because what the hell are there really robots involved?